HEWWO???

KRIS, WHAT THE HELL?! Who's house is this?!

Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman I’ve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year

not buying the product isn't enough I need the company to know their advertising made me want to kill them with a golf club.

you hear the sound of a baby crying, with the doppler effect, and then it's gone. you whip your head around, searching, confused, but you're alone at home at night. it never happens again.

A famous baseball player has just made millions, but can they live with their decision?

I had a friend who died because he tried to do a backflip and never landed

my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks

these exercises are sooo monotonous like i keep walking down the same hallway over and over 🙄

who was that.

the fucking fetus in the sink won't accept my insurance

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long

surprisingly short post

the more girls you add to a story the more yuri situations you're able to produce.... something to consider

Why is this heat so hot 😩

It’s the heat

Source?

I like this meme because the stock photos make it seem like the same woman but 10 years older.