dante would be so jealous of my inferno

Watching videos about Planet Zoo is so funny because they're all either "let's build a conservation zoo for endangered animals using the most eco-friendly materials ☺️☺️" OR "welcome back to my zoo of endless suffering, today we will add a torture labyrinth and a murder dungeon so we can feed our guests to lions"

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

skips a stone over a few posts

don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

The cleanomorph

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

i had a really fucked up dream omg

p&f related?

sorry but phineas and ferb were not in it.

buford?

no characters from phineas and ferb were there.

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

i think fat girls should walk around in crop tops booty shorts buzzcuts dyed hair piercings no bra killing and maiming all who stand in their way with weapons before sitting down for some yummy ice cream and so forth. it's the only way.

the world is my whale carcass

they call me the information withholder for reasons i won't get into