Shut Up! Romeo's Crying!

This is why when we talk about “rich people” who aren’t paying taxes or who are wasting money, we’re not talking about the person who makes 1 or 2 grains of rice worth of money a year. We’re talking about the person who makes the giant fucking Costco sized pile of rice.

It’s like. bread and water is the barest most basic and primal way to nourish yourself and stay alive even if you aren’t totally healthy. but if you somehow manage to take these essential modes of nourishment and add warmth (bread plus fire is toast) and flavour (water plus fire and spice and leaves is chai) then you can create a safe haven for yourself as is implied with the combination phrase of toast and tea. when we say ‘bread and water’ we think of stereotypical medieval feudal prisoner in a tower food. when we say ‘toast and tea’ we think of coziness. the difference between the two is just 5% an extra mile, just some more warmth. and the warmth you find in life can come from anywhere. you, or others, or the world as a whole. anything that feels warming to the heart. when you are unhappy and feel like a prisoner in your days, your life, it is a sense of ‘warmth’ that will take you out of survival mode and put you at ease. Do you see

the thing about me is that i occasionally take it very personally

I love the orchestra trying and failing to maintain a straight face throughout

Exactly. These people had to rehearse at least a few times all at once yet when it's nkt their turn to play they still look at that guy with the typewriter as if he was the most fascinating thing they have ever seen.

My husband's wind ensemble played this song when he was in high school! you can do it with normal auxillery percussion, but it's so much more fun if you do it with a real typewriter

now that is a writing mood

they were really like, the only reasonable approach to this piece is to insert a clown at the center of the orchestra

BLEASE

This post is like getting pelted with marshmallows shot out of a tennis ball launcher

bless this

But what’s Sauron look like?

ao3 mcu a:aou abo bdsm ot3 hs au pwp

the fact that this is completely understandable and rather descriptive makes me rethink what i’ve done with my life

#i understand it perfectly but you couldn’t fucking pay me to read it

this post has ended up in at least 2 masters theses and 1 presentation and im not sure how i feel about that

but is it m/m/m, f/f/f, f/m/m or f/f/m

Dont be silly, a:aou doesnt have three whole women in it

Gold

#if someone shouted something racialized at a food service worker and he pulled swords#if be like ‘yeah that’s fair’

Highly recommend injecting a little whimsy into your life. Say hello to gravestones. Pretend the raindrops on your window are racing. When small children stare at you, wave. My grandfather had a studded belt that started losing its studs. He replaced them with googly eyes. Do what you can to make your life a bit lighter

omg now i’m like. what does this make frodo by hobbit standards

by hobbit standards, I’m afraid Frodo is probably. not conventionally attractive at all.

Frodo is the sexiest hobbit by elf standards

Every day, against my will, the LOTR fandom makes posts.

who was the first person to write “tongues battling for dominance” and have they issued a public apology yet

harry potter and the what

me, holding my thumb over my laptop’s power button: do you need a time out or are you done