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nice outfit LOSER. 1443 called but in a dialect of Early Modern English that hadn't experienced the Great Vowel Shift yet so i don't know what it said

noncon friendship

Coworkers

Y'know, if you're gonna call me out in so many damn flavors can we at least have blue raspberry?

blue raspberry, good "mmmmm" tasty. isnt real.

yesterday i had a nice southern teenager call me "ma'am" and then look at me and go, in a well-meaning tone, "uhhhh, if you go by ma'am. sorry if not." and i had to be like yeah man ma'am is fine. appreciate you being inclusive though. i could almost see the little warning pop up in his UI-- hold up! people with blue hair often have pronouns. are you sure you want to address this individual with a gendered term?

give it up for what i didn’t know before by ada limón everyone please clap for what i didn’t know before by ada limón

Julius Ceasar has been dead for 2064 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2065 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2066 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2067 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2068 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2069 (nice) slutty, slutty years

Sirens players feeling cosy and at home in the box cause it's the approximate size of an nyc flat

love the end of the two towers where gandalf looks into the sunset talking bout "yea frodo had to go it alone it was his destiny and there is no changing it he will be ok 😌✨" and aragorn is like "sam went with him btw" and gandalf is like "oh fuck thank god"

I know goncharov is kinda a dead meme atp, but that’s only true for the chronically online. I’ll bring it up to people who aren’t chronically online and the degree to which they will sweat to avoid admitting they’ve never heard of a seemingly famous movie by Scorsese is never not funny