I’m Pachi!

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

That and the monkey barrrsssss

So glad I get to experience homosexual desire. One life and thank god I'm not straight

The courage to slay a god.

I'll take your word for it man

just got an ad for a game where the girl was aiming a rifle and using a mans ass crack as a stand. nobel prize for feminism?

Hold my hand bro we’re crossing the street

I had a dream that Joe Biden kept trying to sneak back into the white house to become the president again and he had a variety of silly disguises like in one he was wearing a big moustache and top hat and introduced himself as Job Iden and tried to sell trump snake oil and trump was super interested until his moustache fell off and then JD vance was like "wait a minute.. that's joe biden!!" amd he was like "welp, gotta run, see ya later jack!" and then all the evil white house staff were shaking their heads cus joe biden almost sneaked into the white house and the newest aid was there and she was like "That was a close call, Mr President" and his new aide was actually kamala harris wearing a big cartoon wig and they were all too distracted by joe biden to notice