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madelyn stillwell the woman that you were. every day she woke up and she was like 'im going to my work where i have to pet the tiger every day and hope it doesn't eat me.' and someone would be like 'what the fuck that sounds awful' and shed be like 'oh its okay i CHOOSE to do that because everyone loves to watch my tiger do tricks. i love my tiger job with powerpoints. and excels.'

not being productive or relaxing but a secret third thing

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"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

She didn't NAME the father of her children...

...I hope she's okay.

it is past time we jettisoned the useless false dichotomy of introversion vs. extroversion and just accepted that everybody has a minimum amount of social interaction, failing which, they get really weird. and everybody has a maximum amount of social interaction, exceeding which, they get really weird. these levels are different for everyone, for a variety of reasons, and have no moral dimension. and that is all.

why would you come to this club and just shoot Myers & Briggs like this

they deserved it

your scent processing being so close to memory in your brain is insane sometimes you step outside and take a whiff and go "ah, it smells like playing pokemon emerald in my third grade afterschool program in the crisp september of 2006"

Context for the 19 year olds reading this, September used to be a bit cold

Wait a sec Mel can sense people’s emotions and has literally had her power since before she was born so the entire time she and Jayce were having sex she could tell he wanted to fuck Viktor and was just like “mm that’s kinda hot ngl”