I do this and just sing ja rule acapella when I need to remind myself I’m that nigga

WHATWOULDIDOWITHOUTMYBAAAABAAAY!?

Listen I know the whole tide pod thing was stupid and bad but I really, really need to share something with you all

What is it, thot

catch me sucking on this like a gotdam mayonnaise packet

YOU SUCK ON MAYONNAISE PACKETS??????

like a goddamn gogurt!!!!

@ouendanl

At this point he tired of the charade, and i feel like some major world event will happen that will allow him to continue.

do people hire Martin Freeman or does a writer type the sentence “CHARACTER is a white everyman thrust into a new world that he processes by blinking in befuddlement” and then Martin Freeman just manifests in a puff of smoke and ash

Reminder that Martin Freeman is actually pretty racist, which made it a kinda weird casting choice for Black Panther, for me. I’m guessing he didn’t go on about how he thinks Muslims look like terrorists, that multiculturalism ‘doesn’t help’, or use the N-word too much on set.