Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

in the future humans will have something called "sinus button " and pressing it will immediately drain your sinuses of all fluid so that it can be filled with other things like rocks, webs, paint, tar, freef (new fluid that will be so important in that time) and also dr papper

#hope #hopepunk #positivity #utopia #dreamworld

@commodityproduction

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

i wasn't socialized enough as a larva

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

for a girl who loves sleep so much you think i’d go to bed earlier

My job? I’m the bat enemy in 2D games that flies at you from a diagonal angle you can’t shoot in, it’s an under appreciated role but really serves to test the player’s understanding of the mechanics leading up to harder challenges. I also receive an intense smug satisfaction when they can’t hit me.

my aura too cunt My blog too suicidal my fit too mid My bitch hate me