they injected me with mental illness when i was a baby because they didn't like that i radiated moonlight and had stars inside my eyes. they were jealous of me.

my mutuals' minds rival the minds of socrates and prostates and whoever the fuck

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

Starting a gofundme for my friend Bunbury who's a terrible invalid,

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

fascinated by the implication that it's the stained glass that gives catholics the guilt

I've been put in the tank 😔

@maxdemone

where's the joy and whimsy guy? Have they found this one yet?

@joy-and-whimsy-official

Hey girl you've got tits the size of boobs