the maniac is in the mailbox

BioWare barely had people smoking in mass effect you expect me to believe that shit. Where’s the against regulation smoke area on ship. Stop pissing me off give them addictions nicotine is just the bare Minimum im asking for

i fucking hate being an adult with a slowly increasing number of responsibilities its like one day you wake up and youre like aw fuck when was the last time i descaled the coffee machine

"theres gonna be a power outage tomorrow welp i better boil some water in advance!" "oh gee looks like its time to vacuum the carpet!" GET REAL?????? YOU SOUND INSANE

someday youre gonna be out of baking soda when it matters most and its gonna destroy you

Shout-out to characters who don't plan to survive their stories! Heroes who think they can only atone for their failures through sacrifice, villains who don't think they deserve to live in the world they're trying to create. Gimme that passive suicidality baby, mm-mm, delicious.

writer culture is choosing never to write that one scene you've been daydreaming for five years

More games need to let you fuck up your romance entirely. Like truly one of the funniest things that has ever happened to me in a game is Alistair dumping me because i made him king and then like an hour later i was knocking on his door like "hey by the way i need you to fuck Morrigan."

if you see this post, I want you to leave one anonymous ask telling your favorite artist, writer, gifmaker, or meta-poster that you appreciate them. (and if they don't have anon asks on, and you're feeling brave, still try!)