also known as oxfordoctopus

i have been noticing recently that people younger than me are too sensitive, while people older than me are not sensitive enough. which, if i'm correct, should be taken as a sign that the total reality penetration vortex is operating as intended -- within as few as five or six generations we may very well be producing babies who can directly perceive the wound at the heart of the world

i know i said i did not want to talk about the nolan odyssey but i do have one more nodyssey post in me. i actually think the idea of odysseus understanding his story as existing both in and out of a historic timeframe is a fun way to handle the liminality caused by the story being part of an extensive oral tradition. however having him say "our age of bronze is collapsing" is perhaps not the way i would have done that

So how much longer are we gonna pretend "higher than normal call volume" is a thing that exists. I think its normal call volume actually and you just arent hiring enough people. I think if you experience higher than normal for a very long time its no longer higher than normal its just normal and youve failed to adjust accordingly

potion that turns the user into Saber for 5 hours

[forces you to drink it]

Are you talking about like a sword. Like the things that they used in the 19th century?

look up "Saber" in google images

Ok. So potion that turns into generic looking anime woman. She looks like a minor character in BlazBlue.

how the fuck do you know what BlazBlue is but you've never seen Saber before

@endreal