hate how step trackers try to tell me how many calories im burning like im not HERE for that!!! im going on walks to gain enough leg strength to kick my enemies to death!! stop telling me about my calories!!!

I'm seeing warnings about scammers trying to commission artists but the "reference sheet" for their character they want commissioned isn't an image but a .vbs file ("visual basic script"), and will run a script when you open it, probably to yoink your account(s), but I haven't seen this from anyone who's actually clicked it yet. Just be careful and never open a file like that, 'cause people suck.

this is all being filtered through my lens btw.

if you live in {Not USA} and you make a tumblr post even slightly referencing what time it is where you live you will literally always have to deal with the "lucky 10 thousand" who dont fucking know what a time zone is

To be fair, unless you're actually on the equator itself, like one foot on one side and the other on the other side, you are in either the northern or southern hemisphere, even if you're in the tropics where spring/summer/fall/winter don't really have any relevance

me: ugh i'm yearning so much surely there's some stupid post about kissing trains i could make about this angelic class 377 descending above me from the heavens: *crushes me into a fine paste as it crashes into the ground*

White people be like: I have to take my french bulldog to the chiropractor

unexpected benefit of having to use a vpn is sometimes i get ads that are entirely in french, which makes it like 200% easier to ignore them. cant advertise to me if i dont understand a word of it. life hacks.

From now on this is how all petty fandom disputes should be settled.

‘the protagonist should be endearing and relatable’ the protagonist should make the audience scream and start banging on the one-way glass of the fourth wall. the protagonist should burn their entire life down and make the world’s worst sandcastle from the ashes. if they aren’t the cause of at least 50% of their own problems what are we doing here