My take on the Will Byers Never Found Au Part 1
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My take on the Will Byers Never Found Au Part 1

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Things the SNL Skit Could Have Joked About:
The coming out Scene having 20 people (Something the gay community actually laughed about) Clearly written by straight people.
Karen's Plot Armor (Like how are you still alive/moving???)
Ted being forgotten about / being useless
The "unproposal" scene and Hopper picking up the ring for Joyce since they used the same ring prop for both scenes
The gratuitous product placements for "nostalgia" (GATORADE OR BOPPER ANYONE?)
No demogorgons/ short and easy final battle (Demos on vacation)
The poor graphics of the Abyss looking like early 2000's MV's (They look over and see a boy band filming their song)
Max somehow graduating
Everyone breaking up and moving away
Mike choosing a way worse/funnier song for the bomb scene
Dustin going crazy during his graduation speech.
The fact that this somehow made them recognized by popular girls
Mike not saying 'i love you' to el and her being like "are you serious Mike?" Him not saying anything. "We covered this in season 4!"
Finding "brenner's" notes except they make no sense much like the plot for the rest of the series.
The ridiculous number of 'death scares' for Hopper and Steve that never resulted in anything substantial
Them hearing Holly getting attacked by a demogorgon and laughing about her having an imaginary friend because how did they not hear her screaming
Telling Henry that he looks really good for his age when they find out he went to school with Joyce and Hopper
The military just packing up and going home without arresting people / making them arrest everyone instead "No, you killed like 20 guys!"
"Who's Vecna?" Henry finds out they've given him a nickname
Eddie's not coming back
Some of these aren't as funny as others but I would have taken them over whatever the hell that was.
đ You are not bound by the Hays code.
đ You are allowed to have evil characters who are not punished by the narrative by the end of the story.
đ You are allowed to have evil characters who win.
đ You are allowed to have evil characters who make evil look fun and cool.
đ You are allowed to make your fun, cool evil character the protagonist.
đ You are allowed to glorify, romanticize and eroticize evil characters and villainous acts.
đ You are not obligated to teach your audience a moral lesson.
my rom-com slice of life spin-off
its okay because will comes to his senses 10 minutes after this + kicks mike out + mike has to walk back to his dorm/home w blue balls and his tail tucked between his legs (SMILES)

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DR. BRENNERâS ACTOR SAID THIS ABT THE WRITING IN SHOWS ON NETFLIX RECENTLYâŠAND ITS BEEN CONFIRMED THE DUFFERS USED CHAT GPT TO WRITE S5 OH HES THROWING SHADEEE
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my rom-com slice of life spin-off
its okay because will comes to his senses 10 minutes after this + kicks mike out + mike has to walk back to his dorm/home w blue balls and his tail tucked between his legs (SMILES)
they want the cookie so effing bad this gif is ridiculous
How's it going to end?

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Meanwhile here's Milkvan cinematography:
Why are so many of their moments shrouded in darkness? Especially considering that Byler scenes are typically being drenched in light (save for tonally serious moments like the rain fight)
Then we get a lot of Milkvan's "romantic moments" in Season 4 being interrupted by a third party. Their reunion literally has an extra walk past them mid-kiss. They're surrounded by people. It feels like their relationship is a performance they're putting on for the public, rather than this being about a private moment between the two of them.
And then there's all the numerous shots of Will in the middle of Milkvan scenes. They want you to notice Will, to feel his presence, to feel his pain, more than they want you to feel any "love" between Mike and El.
Will is literally "between" them or "behind" Mike (because Mike constantly has Will in the back of his mind). No director would've shot Milkvan's reunion scene in Season 4, much less have their first "I love you," in such an unappealing way without a reason.
Compare these to Byler scenes where they're the only ones in frame, even in the van scene with Jonathan watching, we focus almost solely on Mike and Will, either directly, or through the rearview mirror. It's like they're always in their own little world together.
Remember the promo video for the twenty day countdown with Mike rolling the d20?
He rolled a Natural 20 but the numbers around it are all wrong.
It shouldnât be 7, 19, 13
It should be 2, 14, and 8
But you know what does have 7, 19, and 13?
A Natural 1.
Mike rolled a natural 1. Vecna is making him think he rolled a 20. They didnât win. THEY LOST.
MIKE (the entire town??) IS VECNAâD.
CONFORMITYGATE MIGHT BE REAL.
Welcome to dicegate.
the way Iâm howling!! how funny is this lmao
suck my nuts, duffers
Bro what is up with milevens attacking Will Byers and then if anyone fires back they start crying about misogyny (it wasnt) even after being blatantly homophobic.
Just saw a post where they were trying to erase Will as one of the core kids and someone made a post being like "The real core four btw" to include Will and the milevens were throwing an absolute fit about it.
The way theyre insisting that Will should have died and that he's ugly etc. Like girl...?! That's Millie's best friend that youre insulting. Evil. Neither El or Millie would like you.

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9 years late to the party but i finally watched stranger things ><
also happy day before the finale ep, fingers crossed it's a good end to the show! đ€
OPERATION 7.0
(because ofc, byler=7)
Okay byler tumblr. Weâve had four days of (justified) doomposting. NOW, itâs time to do what we do best and bond together.
The Issue: Season 5 Episode 7 is currently sitting at an IMDB rating of 5.4. If youâre unfamiliar with IMDB, generally anything under 6 is BAD, anything over 7 is GOOD. 6 is just kinda average.
The Reason: We all know this episode had some glaring issues, and the coming out was handled poorly. HOWEVER, it is still an openly gay main character on the biggest television series today. THATâS why this episode is bombing. Not because people see the actual issues. ELON MUSK himself commented on how low the ratings are, claiming itâs because woke ruined Stranger Things.
Operation 7.0: I believe if we band together we can get the 5.4 up to a 7.0, Bylerâs number! This sounds ambitious, yes, BUT, there are currently 77k ratings on IMDB and⊠312k signatures on the cutgate petition. If even a QUARTER of the people who signed gave a 10 star rating, weâd be sitting COMFORTABLY near a 7.0
For the skeptics: A 7.0 rating on a Stranger Things episode is STILL LOW. Ignoring âThe Lost Sisterâ (sorry Kali), the next lowest episode is 03.01 which is still a 7.8. A goal of 7.0 proves that there WERE issues with the episode, without letting the homophobes win.
The plan of action: Give episode 7 a 10 star rating on IMDB, then either reblog this post, OR tell three of your friends (on tumblr or irls!) to do the same.
The motivation: I am not an artist or an author, but I WILL reblog this post with a fic rec, an edit, or a piece of fan art I like for each decimal point the rating increases. If there are any artists or authors who would like to be of assistance, either with previously posted work, or new snippets, message me!!
I wholeheartedly believe if we work together, we can fix this dumpster fire of a situation, to prove that we are here, we are queer, and we are not backing down.
giving it a 7 is not cutting it anymore; every moment that passes, the rating is getting lower - it really has come to this!!
it HAS to be a 10
we're at 5.4 now
Link to the episode: https://m.imdb.com/fr/title/tt21912390/
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TO BE CRYSTAL CLEAR- 7.0 IS THE GOAL TOTAL RATING- in order to GET IT THERE we must rate a 10/10!!