God i fuckin love owls theyre so cool

did you google how to take a screen shot

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

i sure hope nothing haunted or spooky happens

I SURE HOPE NOTHING HAUNTED OR SPOOKY HAPPENS

AHEM.

I SURE HOPE NOTHING HAUNTED OR SPOOKY HAPPENS

i give up. go fuck yourself

OH FUCK YOU

Why the fuck is aromantic trending on ace day? Come on guys we’ve discussed this; no asexual trending on aro days, no aromantic trending on ace days.

Its aromantic day now guys!! DO NOT LET ASEXUAL TREND DO NOT DO IT AROMANTIC ONLY OKAY???

Why the fuck is aromantic trending on ace day? Come on guys we’ve discussed this; no asexual trending on aro days, no aromantic trending on ace days.

Its aromantic day now guys!! DO NOT LET ASEXUAL TREND DO NOT DO IT AROMANTIC ONLY OKAY???

my sister and her husband go see new movies a lot and a place near the theater they go to does $5 margaritas on monday so they’ve started doing marg movie mondays where they go see a movie and get a marg but they call the margaritas different things based on what they’re seeing. as far as naming goes “wuthering margs” was a little bit of a miss for me but it was preceded by “margipliers” when we saw iron lung so thats kind of a lot to live up to

It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny

at my old job i had a coworker who was tired and made a coffee with like 6 or 8 shots of espresso and i just casually went up to them like “are you trying to meet god?” and not only was this absolutely hilarious to them but they brought it up in future conversations they thought it was so funny but to me this was just as casual as saying “woah that’s a lot of coffee”

Being funny on Tumblr and then going to be funny in real life is like traveling to a foreign country and baby the currency exchange rate is biased in your favor

i can't cope

I don’t know a word of Korean, but I love how I can tell the chat is clearly cracking up at this.

“LOL I’M DRIVING” is a universal experience

The chat going absolutely apeshit is my favourite part of this video.

Reblogging this yearly for anyone who needs a very clean version <3 Happy Pride.

Reblog to put the sex and magic back into pride