“what are you doing this weekend” i am going to fantasy land. i am hiding under the covers in bed. i am making things up. i am contemplating events that didnt happen. i am talking to fake people. i am listening to my tunes. i am envisioning scenarios

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

I love the word "jamboree". If I had a daughter I'd name her Jamboree Lynn, and if I had a son, I'd leave him in the woods to be raised by coyotes.

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do