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Not even 25 minutes into this episode and I honest to god think it’s the best episode so far

Ester…Ester the editor of Dungeons and Daddies…you are a treasure…that was the funniest bit ever

I take it back, THIS is the funniest bit ever. Ester Ellis never change

one of my favorite tropes in chinese literature is when a guy’s wife is clearly a ghost/demon/fox fairy and he just can’t see it. i’m reading a story where this guy keeps getting arrested because his wife will just magically steal steal shit out of sealed boxes and give it to him as a present, and whenever someone is like dude i think something’s up with his wife he asks her and she’s like i’m literally normal. so he turns around and says yeah guys she’s literally normal

#hashtag Believe Women#feminism

sibling relationships are so strange... like i love you. you will never understand me in a way that matters. we are the same person in drastically different ways. we are sewn together. we don't talk. we are attached at the hip. you wish i was never born. can i call you. let's eat together. i forgive you. etc

i don't have enough photos of you on my phone to make one your contact picture. we got the same tattoo completely by coincidence. why do you always get to be mario. i love the meals you cook. we live in different universes. you can stay at my house if you need. we have never been friends. you are more important to me than anyone on this earth

I love you. You are dead. You annoy the shit out of me. I am haunted by the time you called my room a “grape themed goon cave.”

The vibe Brennan is giving off with how he plays Torse when it comes to Maxwell is "Look I just think my OC would really get along with your OC, they should be, like, besties or something. I dunno. Do I ship it? I mean, psh, nah, or, well, unless... 👀"

I love being on Tumblr and no other social media because it makes me think I know what the rest of the Internet is talking about when really I have no idea. I go into school today thinking "oh boy can't wait to talk to all my friends about the dangerous crow boy who's job it is to destroy plastic" and then everyone's talking about the rapture??? The fuck???