no, i do not have cameras in your home (yet)
[ID. A comic in a black-lined cartoon style. A row of animal people with fluffy cheeks and pointed ears think of a near-perfect red square labeled "The perfect idea of something "Everyone" does", while each holds their own red shapes: some squares with cracks and rough edges, some completely different shapes entirely.
Another animal person gets up on a podium in front of a crowd, holds up a rough cracked heart, and says, "This is my weird little experience with something I figured everyone else knew how to do the 'right' way".
The crowd shouts, "How did you know I did that!?" in unison, faces shocked.
The person in front of the crowd grabs the podium and leans past their microphone to shout at the crowd, "You Do??"
End ID.]
