the entire point of life is to be silly, kind, and really weird btw.

it would be so nice if you were allowed to start working on projects before you hit the 12 hour until deadline mark but sadly it’s not possible with our current technology. scientists are hard at work but for now this is one of the limitations we must face as a people

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days

truly thank god for dissociation if i had to be all here thru all this idk what id do

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

I cannot stress enough how important it is to do silly, frivolous things that serve no other purpose than making you happy.

Messing up my customer service hotline job and playing a gunshot sound effect over the phone then coming back with a slightly different accent

writing a graduate thesis will have me, a marine & fisheries biologist, looking up the most asinine shit i can never let my professors see

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday