I am amused.

dagoth ur

what do rugby players need all that ass for?

The Forbidden Fruit was Adam’s prostate

You mean to tell me we live in this hell because Eve decided to eat ass

Eve was a basic white bitch who couldn’t resist going to Hole Foods

Eve rang the devil’s door bell

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

This is really beautiful!!!

I am screaming

NOOO