30%coffee, 30%adventure, 30%books, 10%tired human

my wound salt that I keep beside my bed

buddhist furry calculating what sins to commit to get reincarnated as the animal they wish they were. like a darts player

this is so sweet

"hero by rescuing my daughter I want to offer you her hand in marriage." Said the king "uh actually your majesty I was hoping to have the hand of your royal sorceress instead." Said the hero "uh sure I have no reason not to I grant your request." Said the king confused

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fellow swens, is up to you now 🫵🏾🫶🏾

my thrall told me it wanted to be more independent so i imprisoned its soul in a necklace. how's that for in de pendant you little shit

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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