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At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun

Three Fuckinh Times Bruh wake me up when we get there

I showed my mom this (a genuine doctor) and she says that the inferior vena cava is real so I’m sorry but your post has been canceled op

yeah well this one is even more inferior

just a dogshit vena cava

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

love how no one on this site says "doctor frankenstein" anymore. his name is VICTOR and he is UNLICENSED

this is actually like my third or fourth rodeo so i sort of get it but sort of dont

in some ways worse than my first rodeo cause i feel like i should be better at it by now

I love buying my own Christmas presents like oooooh who bought me this fancy Korean incense? They know me so well! Fancy incense is a great historical Christmas present too, it should be noted baby Jesus was given fancy expensive incense by the wisemen and not a single pair of dollar store fuzzy socks that are 2 sizes too large.

my silly little jester costume for the play I’m in is so fire you all wish you were me

no one has ever jingle jangled like I’m jingle jangling now

post cancelled they de-belled my costume for sound design reasons

Neutered

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

There are medical leeches!?

Yes! They work very hard to get their medical degrees. 

not this one, though. this one’s trying to ditch class. 

what was the class, color theory?

Also important to note they’re not random leaches found outside obviously. They’re “sterile” or as sterile as an animal can be, bred in specific environments and kept clean in the lab.

this may be totally incomprehensible to post-9/11 country music listeners but there was a time country music was only about smoking weed and going to jail

raise hell, praise the ghost of Dale!

[so horny my penis is whistling like a tea kettle] what? i cant hear you over my penis

Yep.  It also correlates extremely strongly with an increasing decrease of violent crime.  One of the symptoms of low level constant lead exposure is increased aggression and volatility. 

“Unknown scientist”? That was Clair Cameron Patterson.

Gas companies are still so mad at him he’s “unknown scientist”, know his name

Daily reminder that health and safety standards like these are what politicians mean when they talk about “deregulation.”

Happy Clair Cameron Patterson day!

Oh, hey, it’s almost Clair Cameron Patterson day!

question! if a human gets simultaneously bitten by a vampire, a zombie, and a werewolf, what's the end result?