It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

Huh

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Hhhhhhh

Perfectly balanced as all things should be…

Avery: Derlord are you ok? Yes the world is ending but are you ok? Are you sure you’re ok? Can I come closer to you so I can make sure you’re ok?

[video by soupygarbagejuice. original caption: stuie]

WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK IM DEAD IM JUST ON HOLIDAY I *HAVE* INTERNET!!!

After a long illness, my beloved laptop, 3, while surrounded by family and tech support, succumbed in the night to an internal error. My laptop leaves behind one bereaved admin (me), an estranged guest user, an elderly warranty and a large extended family of synced mobile devices and browser bookmarks. Friends, we are gathered in this subdomain today to honor the memory, both RAM and hard drive, volatile and non-volatile, and mourn the data loss of a beloved digital companion. Caches to caches, rust to rust. Though its hard drive may be wiped, its chassis refurbished, and its processor sold for scrap, its torrent downloads and browser history will live on in our hearts, and eventually come back to haunt me.

It must have been a lot to process.

Good Morning, I Am Not Going to Commit Suicide Today, by Kimmy Walters

This is not meant to sound hostile or vague anyone but this is bothering me. "Inshallah" means "if God wills it". If your intention is to say you hope the hips don't lie but whether the hips lie or not is up to God, then you say "Inshallah the hips don't lie" but if you're trying to say "wow, the hips don't lie" or something similar, which I think is what the op was getting at, then you say "Mashallah the hips don't lie" which means "God has willed it, the hips don't lie"

her results look great, congrats pikachu! 💖⚡️🏳️‍⚧️