:/

[ID: tweet reading “that’s a great idea for a story. But have you considered they should all be girls?” /end ID]

ugh what a great day for benjamin netanyahu to die

i bet it feels good as fuck to feel good

Look if a garment is like. Wool or silk. And it’s like, don’t put me in the fucking wash. I’m like yeah of course ma’am I shall lightly dab you with a damp cloth and air you out so you don’t get stinky. But when a polyester garment is like “hand wash only” I’m like who the FUCK do you think you are. You’re plastic. Get in the drum.

It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, weird or stupid. You matter.

what happens if im all 3?

All three??

Really?

Sometimes you really need a good personality on your staff.

crazy how they call the sixth house "the emperors reason" when the main 2 sixth house individuals have never once shown making a reasonable decision. they are famously the most insane people ever. the emperors little irrational codependent freaks doesnt roll off the tongue so easy i guess.

im so good at experiencing symptoms of the disorders i have

MOST of my problems could be solved by carly rae jepsen cut to the feeling. the rest will have to be solved by carly rae jepsen run away with me.