They’re not breasts,okay?They’re dalek bumps!

i kindaaaaa get the marry poppins comments about missy but she honestly looks and acts more like 1971 willy wonka guys. sorry.

i love his self denial and the way he’s like. he gets what he wants by putting it as like. well OBVIOUSLY if you were good you’d just… stay with me forever and never leave me! like. i’m beginning to think that maybe your test is less about her being good or about how good you can be how you can fix her and fix yourself by proxy and more like. this is a way to make her do what you want her to do. like. oh! well! if you were REALLY better you’d um. um. you’d let me keep you in a box with only me for company and youd die with me on the battlefield only instead of standing across from me you’d be beside me and holding my hand and we’d be together forever and ever in a way. and that’s my test to see if you’re good and if you don’t do it i will resent you for it and hold it against you and will be really fucking mean to you about it.

i love it when the doctor does his weird strange martyrdom thing about love. it’s a punishment to love you so this makes it ok now. now it’s ok to be in love with you because it makes me miserable. it’s never ok to love you without shame but if i make myself as ashamed about it as possible then it’s ok because i’m not allowed to want you and not pay a price about it.

you know it makes a lot of sense for the doctor make up fake reasons to hate the master by always assuming the most uncharitable interpretations of their motivations when you realize he killed that kid with a rock. yeah sorry im not allowed to be in love with that guy cause when i am i do kill people with rocks over it. sorry!