life is a party & i get to choose the color scheme

your weird obsession with having a fully formed white picket fence found family who all speak like they've inhaled their therapist who you subconsciously want to be adopted into is ruining your ability to interact with the source material

We need more werewolf lesbianism.

In all fairness I feel "lesbian yaoi" more effectively communicates an idea than calling it trixic or something. It's intuitive. Evocative. Whatever you think lesbian yaoi means is what I have going on

Living my truth in what lesbian yaoi means to me

Not only should I be studied by science, but I should be studied by pseudoscience as well. Let's see of those deranged cranks can work out what the fuck is wrong with me

mutual just posted "ok i'm normal now". objective: survive their reverse-chronological dashboard breakdown (wave 1 of 30)

we've all got those mutuals where you don't Talk but every time they interact with your posts you go 🥺😍🥰🥹😌😋☺️🥳

as part of their ongoing boycott, Canada will no longer provide the US with totally real long-distance girlfriends who definitely exist

I love being a multishipper like yes I will eat from every single plate at the banquet and I will enjoy all of the foods to my hearts content

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

imo you get the most out of engaging with media when you strike a balance between treating characters as people (reading interiority into their actions, considering the effect of various aspects of their identity, etc etc) and as vehicles for storytelling (what narrative purpose do they serve, how do their actions and personality function to convey the themes of the work, etc etc). because of course characters are literary devices but also there’s a reason we use literary devices written to embody realistic people in order to tell stories

love the genre of discourse that’s like “the world used to be [thing it never was] but now society is [I’m over thirty]”