Fucking Laugh Already

the martian was such a good movie

ah yes, the three genders: the broken, the beaten, and the damned

the w-what

Find a way to reschedule your grandparents death.

take good care of your son

Aight so there’s a lot of people in the notes talking about how they also can grab pigeons and honestly? I’m fucking terrified of y'all.

Kinda wanna be kissed kinda wanna be stabbed

While he’s having a smoke and she’s taking a drag

HE’S A WHAT?????????????????????????????????

tbh id just kind of assumed Hozier has always existed? like hes some kind of fae

as long as your name doesn’t end in onald trump we cool

other things i learned: damn historic artists drew a woman with her own tits on a plate with Cleavage and prominent nip nops???

When is titty cupcake day?

Happy titty day folks

Time to make sum titty cupcakes. Happy titty day babes

Underrated post

omfg

hdhshs

the most realistic depiction of swimsuit shopping

*wakes up from a nap angry and not knowing what day it is*