Velvet FMK Jaune cardin and coco
Coco: Why was he even here?
Jaune: Because we needed a third person to do this, so you beat Cardin to a bloody pulp, tied him up, and threw him in that sack.
Jaune points to a brown bag with a suspicious human shaped lump in it.
Coco: Oh yeah… But still, did we really need him here to do this?
Jaune: No, but you did want to beat him up as payback from him tormenting your precious little Bun-Bun.
Jaune: That was half an hour ago.
Coco proceeds to pick up the sack, and toss it through an open window from the third floor as if she was getting rid of the trash, which in their opinion was just exactly what she was doing. Jaune said nothing, but stood there, and watched before turning to address his favourite bunny.
Jaune: So, Vel, who's it gonna be? Who are you going to marry~?
Coco: And, who are you going to fuck~?
Jaune: I love the way you said that, so tantalizing~!
Coco: Thank you, I aim to please.~! So, Bun-Bun, in all seriousness who is it going to be?
Velvet: Marry, Coco! And, fuck, Jaune! No wait… I can’t have adorable blonde bunny children if I marry Coco… I guess I have to marry, Jaune, and fuck, Coco! But, I really need Coco in my life, and I don’t want this to be a one time fling with her, or him… W-What do I do…?
Jaune: This is going to take her a while isn’t it?
Jaune: Well then, can I get your opinion on an outfit idea I have for Velvet?
Coco: An outfit idea? I’m game, what do you have for me handsome~?
Jaune: Okay, picture if you will, Velvet in a bunny suit.
Coco: Ohh~! I’m liking this already.
Jaune: Black stiletto heels, and stockings.
Coco: A dark brown to show off her succulent legs?
Jaune: Ohh tasty~! Now, a white bodysuit that looks more like a dress shirt.
Coco: We talking full body shirts, or the typical bunny suit?
Jaune: I was thinking a full body suit, up to the neck, no sleeves, with a bright, but not bold yellow vest. And, a black bow around the neck.
Coco: Would the vest be one that covers up her chest, or one that pushes her chest up?
Coco: So we can show off her curves more, I like it~!
Jaune: Then I was thinking a tuxedo, twin tail, but only the upper half of one.
Coco: Making sure you can still see her slim waist, and ‘bunny tail?’
Coco: And, what about a top hat? This outfit needs a top hat to it.
Jaune: Yeah that’s where I need help, do I give her a top hat where she can hide her ears in, or one with the ears just sticking out of it.
Coco: One that she can hide her ears in; that way she can take it off, and go, ‘Surprise~! There was a bunny in the hat!’ Just like the age old magic trick.
Jaune: Oh that would be good!
Coco: Well yeah it is, I’ll get to work on getting the outfit together.
Jaune: Awesome! Alright then, is our little bunny rabbit done?
Velvet: But, how can Jaune be the best man at a lesbian wedding? Sure, Coco can be my bridesmaid, but Jaune can’t…
Coco: I bet you could pull it off, I’ve seen those legs of yours in a dress. Mmm~! Mama likey~!
Jaune: How about me as the brides maid, and you as the best man, me in a dress, you looking all sexy in a suit. How does that sound?
Coco: Oh, I like the sound of that!
Jaune: I knew you would, you sexy minx~!
Velvet: But… adorable golden haired little bunny children~! Mom would adore them~! But, she also adores Coco! So she would be upset if she wasn’t in our lives anymore…
Jaune: Marry, fuck: I marry, Velvet, and we move to, Menagerie. You come with us as our mistress. Problem solved!
Coco: But, why do you get to marry her, and I’m stuck as your mistress. That’s not fair!
Jaune: Coco, Coco, Coco… Just think about it, Mistress Adel~!
Jaune: A woman of fashion, and passion! A go-getter who will let nothing stop her! A woman willing to get her hands dirty, but will look absolutely gorgeous while doing it. And, one who is a lover like none other. That is you, Mistress Adel~!
Coco: Mistress, Coco Adel~! Alright, then my lover, what are we waiting for~?
Jaune: For Velvet to stop freaking out…
Velvet: What do I do, what do I do?! I can’t marry both of them?! And, I desperately want to! Oh gods what do I do?!
Coco: You go left, I’ll go right.
Velvet: What do I…?! Hey wait?! W-What are you two doing?! Where are you taking me?!
The determined duo soon come forward, and grab Velvet by each arm, and start to drag her away.
Jaune: To a bedroom, where your loving husband wants to spend some time with his darling wife~!
Coco: And, Mistress Adel wants to hop her favourite little bunny~!
Velvet: A-A-Are you two going to doubleteam me when we get back?!
Jaune: Oh, now there’s a novel idea!
Coco: I’ll get the toys~!
Velvet: Marry, Jaune. Fuck, Coco… Yeah… Yeah I can live with this.
