#coco adel

The snarky blind response, the snarky response but make it gay, and the cinnamon roll who can’t lie to save his life.

I remember Sun and Neptune going on about not beleiving Jaune had a wife, them Jinn pops up in and suprizes them. Was that you?

This is one I've just left waiting until I decided to post it. And since you asked so nicely.

Things Have Changed

Jaune having drinks with some old friends in, Vacuo.

Jaune: Thanks for inviting me to go out with you guys, it’s really nice to catch up with you all.

Neptune: Think nothing of it man.

Sun: Yeah, it's great to hang out with you.

Coco: And, you’re finally stylish enough to hang around us as well. You used to look pretty…

Neptune: Like a dork.

Sun: A total nerd.

Velvet: Guys! That’s mean!

Coco: I was going to say pedestrian, but those work too. But, now… MmHH~! Mama likey~!

Jaune: Oh… W-Well thanks Coco.

Coco: I mean the hair makes you look so much more mature, especially with those white streaks in it.

Neptune: And, armour is more form fitting. It suits you better.

Sun: And, you’ve got some muscles on you, no more of your lanky past self! Though I doubt you’ll look anywhere as good as me~!

Velvet: And, that tight ass…

Jaune: Oh, thanks guys…! Wait, what was that about my butt?

Coco: You have such a tight looking ass~!

JSN: …

Jaune: Okay… That’s a first…

Coco: Never had a hot girl compliment you before.

Jaune: Well yes she has, but never my butt.

Neptune: Oh? Is there some hot lady making moves on you?

Jaune: Why as a matter of fact; Yes, yes there is.

Coco: I call bullshit!

Jaune: And, why do you find that hard to believe?

Coco: No offence, Jaune, you’ve certainly gone from a two to an eight on the hotness scale. But, I seriously doubt some hot ladies are chasing after you; You may look hotter, but you’re still a dork.

Jaune: Well, you better tell that to all those Milfs back in Mantle that I wasn’t a hot piece of meat then.

Neptune: Bullshit! There’s no way a bunch of milfs would be after a Huntsmen-in-training.

Jaune: Oh, I’m not a student anymore.

Velvet: Well, you may have gone your own way after Beacon fell, but you’re still a first year student.

Jaune: No I’m not. See, here’s my Hunter's license.

Sun: The hell?!

Coco: WHAT?! I’m still a third year in training, and you’re already a licensed Huntsman?! That some fucking bullshit right there!

Velvet: Well either way; Congrats on becoming a Huntsman Jaune! I’m sure you do good out there.

Jaune: Thank you, Velvet. So, do you believe there is a hot lady chasing after me now?

CVSN: No.

Jaune: What?! Come on guys, I'm telling the truth, honestly.

Neptune: What kind of a hot babe would be chasing after you?

Jaune: My wife for starters.

CVSN: Your what?!

Jaune: My wife. Can’t you tell I’m married? Oh wait, my gauntlet is hiding the ring. Well no matter, I’m married.

Neptune: Who the hell would marry you?!

Jaune: A lady with impeccable taste.

Coco: So… It wasn’t Weiss then…

Neptune: Hey she’s got good taste!

Jaune: She went for a womanizer like you, I highly doubt that.

Coco: Fair point.

Neptune: Hey!

Velvet: Was it Yang?

Jaune: No she, and Blake are dating.

Coco: They are? Good for them.

Neptune: That Ruby girl?

Coco: She doesn’t have good taste.

Velvet: Ouch.

Sun: Is it, Nora?

Jaune: No she, and Ren are still a thing…

Velvet: Are they?

Jaune: Uhh…? Honestly I don’t know with those two. Ren is so emotionally stunted it’s hard for Nora to get through to him.

Coco: Then who is it; Who is the lucky lady to manage to bag?

Jaune: Her name is Jinn. Jinn Arc.

Coco: Jinn eh? Pretty name. What is she like?

Jaune: Insanely smart, and knowledgeable about everything! If you guys have any secrets, secrets you haven’t told anyone about, she knows about them. Not to mention she is kind, and very curious, she loves experiencing new things. It’s so adorable seeing her reactions when she tries something new. I’m so happy I married her.

Velvet: Wait, she knows our secrets?

Jaune: Every secret, anyone has ever made. She knows.

Velvet: Well that’s unnerving.

Coco: How can she know our secrets if she’s never met us before?

Jaune: Well… Consider it a semblance of sorts if you will.

Coco: Sounds like a powerful semblance.

Jaune: Insanely powerful.

Neptune: Enough about her personality; What does she look like?

Coco: Yeah, what does she look like?

Jaune: Oh, she has rich ebony skin, long silky black hair, and luscious indigo eyes.

Sun: And…?

Jaune: And, what?

Neptune: Her body, what’s her body like?

Coco: Yeah. Are we working with an hourglass figure, or what?

Jaune: Oh, she was the definitive hour glass figure, it only adds to her absolute beauty that she is.

Coco: Nice~! And…?

Jaune: And… She’s thic… Like: Thic THIC~!

CSN: Nice.

Coco: But, I still think you’re lying.

Neptune: Yeah, pics or it didn’t happen!

Sun: Sorry dude, I have a hard time believing you’re married, much less to some bombshell hotty.

Velvet: Sorry, Jaune, but I find it difficult to believe too.

Jaune: Et tu, Velvet?

Velvet: Sorry.

: Well, if you want proof of Jaune's wife, then I’m all too happy to oblige you~!

Jaune: Ahh! Jinnnnnnnnnnn…

Velvet: Wait, your wife is actually hereeeeeeeeeee…?!

Neptune: Who is crazy enough to marryyyyyyyyyyyyyy…?!

Sun: What, that’s bullshiiiiiiiiiiiiii…??

Coco: …

Jaune: Nnnn…?! Ahh sorry I get lost in a trance when I look at…?! Coco! Your nose is bleeding!

Coco: Hello, Mommy~!

Jinn: My oh my. Such charmers aren’t you~?

Jaune: W-What are you doing here? Didn’t you say you needed a rest. And, more importantly; what’s with that lustrous outfit?

Jinn: Oh, this~? It’s rather hot here so I decided to wear something a little more… breezy~! Do you not like it?

Jaune: I love it! But, don’t wear it in public again. Too many people are gazing lustrously at what’s mine…

Jinn: Ohh I love it when you get dominant with me~! Now as for your other questions; I was resting in our room, but it’s so lonely back there all alone… I wanted my beloved knight to come back, and… comfort me~! Can you do that dear, please~?

Jaune: C-Certainly! Bye guys, husband duties are calling!

Jinn: We’ll chat later, everyone. We’re going to be quite busy soon. Oh, and Coco?

Coco: Yes…?

Jinn: Be a good girl, and you can join us later, okay~?

Coco: O-Okay…

Jinn: Good. Bye everyone~!

CVSN: Bye…

CVSN: …

Sun: Holy shit! She’s real?!

Neptune: And, hot as hell!

Velvet: She’s the most beautiful woman I've ever seen before in all my life!

Coco: H-How did she know I wanted to join them in a threesome?! I didn’t say anything?!

Velvet: I think the nosebleed said something about that.

Coco: Like that says, ‘I wanna bang you.’ I was just registering how hot she is!

Sun: And, she’s married to Jaune?!

Neptune: How did that blond goofball land such a hot babe?!

Velvet: Must have been the hair.

Coco: His hair is really alluring.

Sun: It’s better than Neptune's.

Coco: Please... please! Stop putting your hair up in a bun.

Coco: Because every time I see you from behind I think "Oh, a cute butch ahead!".

Coco: But then you turn around... *Weeps with a wail*

Coco: You turn around and all I feel is betrayal!

Jaune: *In tight tanktop because of the hot weather and with his hair grown out* I said I was sorry!

Coco: Betrayal! *Howling like a banshee*

Jaune: *Grumbling, making a Scroll call* Velvet, please come pick up this sad excuse of an adult ass woman. She's being way too lesbian right now.

Velvet: *Audible facepalm from the other side of the call* [I'll be right there. Really thought we had fixed this behaviour by now.]

Coco: *Hears Velvet's lament* Velv! Honey-bun! He had a stubble beard too! Don't you understand?! The broad back, the exposed neck, the tight triceps and the thicc butt!

Velvet: *Sighing deeply* [Yes, yes. Jaune's very attractive. Just stop crying like it's the end of the world.]

Coco: *Sobbing uncontrollably* I caaaaaaaahahaaaan't... He jumbled my hormones and my feelings are confused!

Coco: *Approaching a mild panic attack* My idea of "her" is clashing with the reality of "him" and now I don't know whether to be horny or horrified!

Jaune: *Still holding the Scroll* Please hurry... I'm starting to wonder whether I should worry about my chastity or my life.

Velvet: *Heard running on the other side* [Hurrying. Just... try to explain the concept of "the exception" or something.]

Jaune: Don't think that's how that works...

(continuation of the "Anti-tank rifle" Jaune)

Firing Range

Coco: *glaring at Jaune* ...

Jaune: *feeling a bit awkward* So huh... *Nudge his head toward her* What's her deal again?

Velvet: *chuckle* Don't worry, she's just upset that someone stole her place as "who got the bigger gun".

Coco: *grumbles* That's not true...

Jaune: ... Really? *Look down at his lahti l-39* I mean, that's not even the biggest gun i own.

Coco: *angry* What do you mean it's not your biggest gun!? That thing weighs almost as much as me when loaded!

Jaune: *smiles* Ah, but you haven't met Pom-pom yet.

Coco: ... *Raise an eyebrow* Pom-pom?

Jaune: *nod, still smiling* Pom-pom!

Coco: ... Are you kidding m—

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*POM-POM-POM-POM-POM-POM—*

Jaune: *using a heavily-modified qf 1-pounder pom-pom* HEAR THAT? THAT'S WHY THEY CALLED IT A POM-POM! PRETTY COOL, RIGHT?

Coco: *Looks down at Gianduja* ... I feel inadequate—

Jaune: *still firing* WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING WITH THE NOISE, YOU NEED TO SPEAK LOUDER!