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Okay so since my post about how dead on main fics are wholesome but deadtired fics are all hella depressing, and my other post about reading roughly 600k words of fic in 3 days, I decided to make a list of all the fics I read, with links.

The Haunting of Danny Fenton by PaperPuffin (Unfinished) [Dick x Danny x Wally] {17k}

Teathered Decay & Fastened Renewal by CozyEarth (unfinished) [Danny x Jason] {47k}

Vertical Limit by hppjmxrgosg (unfinished) [Danny x Tim implied] {68k}

Mesmeric Revelation by DisillusionedDanny (finished, pt 1) [Danny x Tim] {72k}

Were I to fall in love, indeed, it would be a different thing by DisillusionedDanny (unfinished, pt 2) [Danny x Tim] {2k}

To Love and Be Loved by DisillusionedDanny (unfinished, p3) [Danny x Tim] {21k}

Better off Dead by DisillusionedDanny (Finished) [Danny x Tim] {67k}

These Violent Delights Have Violent Ends by DisillusionedDanny (Finished) [Danny x Tim] {64k}

The Nature of Kings by SunridersDestiny (finished) [Danny x Tim] {29k}

My Name is Not Wonder Boy by CrepuscularCryprid (unfinished) [Tim x Danny] {52k}

The blob by Filonikou (unfinished) [Danny x Tim] {36k}

Rounds at Midnight by WindyEngel (unfinished) [Danny x Tim] {46k}

The dead don't sleep! How Silly! by orphan_account (unfinished) [Danny x Tim] {49k}

Pathetic is My Type by Shadows019 (finished) [Danny x Tim] {38k} [(Fucking hilarious)]

Welcome to Gotham, Please Enjoy Your Crime by WindyEngel (finished) [Danny x Tim] {32k} [(Fucking Hilarious)]

Birds of a Feather by WindyEngel (finished) [Danny x Tim] {79k}

Tying the Knot with Phantom by Demon_23 (unfinished) [Danny x Tim] {30k}

Raising Dan by AshleyReyland (Oneshots) [Danny x Tim] {31k}

I Do Not Trust the World With You by pastistoday (finished) [Danny x Jason] {84k} [(Dead Dove-ish, its all consenual)]

Vacation (Far, far away) by Dazaimonamour (finished) [Danny x Jason] {31k}

Finally Getting Help by pastistoday (unfinished) [Danny x Jason] {36k}

How to Become a Step Dad in 5 Easy Steps by orphan_account (unfinished) [Danny x Jason] {31k}

Kissed by Death by Justt_Astrr (unfinished) [Danny x Jason] {55k}

When You Accidentally Kill A Clown by SchalensitzBucket (unfinished) [Danny x Jason] {29k}

How I Met Your Brother by Athelazarus (unfinished) [Danny x Jason] {60k}

Scary Danny by Daemonshadowfox (finished) [Danny x Jason] {33k}

Lightning in a Bottle by DisillusionedDanny (finished) [Danny x Jason] {46k}

Fresh Starts and Gotham Bats by Some_Stupid_Reckless_Idiot (finished) [Danny x Jason] {83k}

Dear Darcy by bloggerspam (finished) [Danny x Jason] {59k}

Like Betta Fish Do by PaperPuffin (finished) [Danny x Jason] {78k}

Going Broody by bloggerspam (finished) [Danny x Jason, Mom!Black Canary] {28k}

Ghost King in Gotham by GDogDfeld124 (finished) [Danny x Jason] {87k}

Cat's Cradle by DisillusionedDanny (finished) [Danny x Damian] {57k}

Love Like You by DisillusionedDanny (finished) [Danny x Damian] {45k}

Note: I didn't realize I read like all of @disillusioneddanny's stuff until literally making this list, lol. Nor @windyengel

I just realized I drastically underestimated how much I read. Whoops. 1.53M > 600k (apparently that's equivalent to reading the entire GOT series in 3 days... or all of the Dark Tower... whoopies)

i'm working overtime to have you in my world !

having a crush on xiao was hard, especially when he barely talks to anyone outside of his friend group and you became a bumbling mess whenever he's within your reach. it stressed you so much to the point your friends get concerned and advise you to write about it on your twitter account. things take a turn when your tweets suddenly gets oddly sweet and heartfelt comments from a burner account.

꩜. a xiao x reader smau ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆ ac : @/_kkafka on instagram!

꩜. warning : the high school system might be a little different because its based on my own high school curriculum experience, might have ooc portrayals, lots of swearing, kys jokes, fem!reader, timestamps don't matter, (🎞️) means its a written part!

꩜. started : 11th of July 2025

꩜. status : on-going (slow updates)

꩜. taglist : closed ! (50/50)

featuring the tortured poets department & chaos crash course

CHAPTER 0 ⁀➴ MIDDLE SCHOOL

01. the falling trope (🎞️) ⌗ 02. virtual diary (🎞️) ⌗ 03. so it begins/prologue summary (🎞️)

CHAPTER 1 ⁀➴ WHOS THIS ?!

04. educational hater ⌗ 05. fascinating (semi🎞️) ⌗ 06. tof_u111 ⌗ 07. block him ⌗ 08. tarot reading ⌗ 09. call me yours ⌗ 10. you're on. ⌗ 11. gagged ⌗ 12. quiz aftereffects ⌗ 13. always be there for you ⌗ 14. lunch at wanmin (semi🎞️) ⌗ 15. different povs ⌗ 16. admire ⌗ 17. self inserts ⌗ 18. banana bread (🎞️) ⌗ 19. partnered (🎞️) ⌗ 20. the LOML ⌗ 21. hu tao helps! ⌗ 22. wingwoman ⌗ 23. kazupid ⌗ 24. maternal

CHAPTER 2 ⁀➴ PARTNERS !

25. first date (mostly 🎞️) ⌗ 26. suits you (🎞️)

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Hehe, guess what surprise I've got for you today?

Shh, not so fast — close your eyes and listen closely. You might hear the clues hiding in the wind.

The scent of Cecilias? Your nose is sharp as ever. But that's not the only thing I've got for you this time...

Every flower here comes from a place you've visited. They're all witnesses to your journey through Mondstadt.

(since multiple people sent asks about this, I'll put them all here and link this post in my pinned)

part 1

part 2

part 3

part 4

part 5

part 6

part 7 (league days pt 1)

part 8 (league days pt 2)

part 9

part 10

part 11

part 12 (league days pt 3)

part 13

part 14

part 15

part 16

part 17

part 18

part 19

part 20

part 21 (league days pt 4)

part 22

part 23

part 24 (league days pt 5)

part 25

part 26

part 27

part 28

part 29

part 30

part 31

part 32

Hello everyone! I have created a channel where my team and I will upload all of the “Shall We Date?” Videos we are able to archive! I will have multiple copies of these videos so that they may always be available. This channel is just for public, free access so that anyone may have access to our footage at any time! At the moment, due to YouTube’s new channel policy I’m only able to upload about 6 videos per day until we build up more channel history so I’d like to apologize in advanced for video upload delays!

SYNOPSIS: One moment, Wayne Manor is calm. The next, there’s a toddler standing in the dining room with a Red Robin plush, and a very familiar pair of blue eyes. None of Bruce’s sons have children. Only one of them is even in a relationship. And that is most definitely not Timothy Jackson Drake PAIRINGS: Tim Drake x Fem! Reader, Original Female Character TAGS: Time Travel, Slow burn, Strangers to Lovers

🜼 :: had to cut it short again 'cause it was getting too long but at least this time there's mentions of the reader. i think by next chapter she'll finally have a scene

🜼 :: lemme know if you wanna be tagged for part three

At some point during the early hours, Tim had resorted to Google.

and then his kids come along and his entire backbone just falls apart at the seams.

Tim, walking into the cave and interrupting an online JL meeting: sorry just grabbing the bleach!

Bruce, pausing: what do you need bleach for?

Tim: oh, Jason killed another guy and wants help with the cleanup.

Bruce:

The JL, who know Batman as the strict ‘no kill guy’:

Bruce:

Bruce: …but just one? he only killed one, right?

Tim: yeah.

Bruce:

Bruce: bleach is over there

JL: ?!?!?!

-

Superman, video calling Bruce: i know you don’t allow metas in Gotham, but there’s a crossover between a job i’m on in Metropalis and a deal i believe to be going down in Gotham, so i was hoping that-

Bruce: no. send me the case, i’ll sort it. stay out of my city.

Superman: Bruce-

Duke appearing in the background of the call: B! COME LOOK AT THIS SHIT, I FIGURED OUT A NEW WAY TO USE MY POWERS!

Bruce: that’s great, chum! I’ll be right there!

Superman:

-

Batman: I will not have guns in my household.

Damian: you understand that both Pennyworth and Drake have firearms in the manor, correct?

Batman:

The JLA:

Batman: when did Tim get a gun?

Damian: when Todd took him and I to a shooting range and gifted us them.

Batman:

Batman: …you have a gun too?

Damian: i do.

Batman: but not in the manor right?

Damian: of course not.

Batman: oh thank g-

Damian, pulling out a handgun: i keep mine on me

*Damian and Jason, four hours into a stakeout*

Damian: Jay, hand me the mango pieces.

Jason: *plastic crinkling* ayyy, I’m Jason again!

Damian: *snorts*

Jason: what was with that, by the way? I just showed up in Gotham and found you referring to everyone like they’re your professor. Like, that’s not a ‘you’ thing, I don’t know why you started doing that.

*audible chewing noises*

Damian: do you want the genuine honest answer?

Jason: please god do tell

Damian: so- and you aren’t allowed to laugh. but when I first came to Gotham and I showed up at the manor, father obviously had to give me a tour of the place, right?

Jason: yeah.

Damian: and they wanted to do a DNA test to check that my mother wasn’t pulling a fast one by claiming my birthright, so the first place he showed me was the cave, which was also where Tim was.

Jason: *hums*

Damian: and you know that place- the first time you went to the cave, it was wild, right?

Jason: oh, like walking into the tardis for the first time. insane.

Damian: exactly. all high-tech and shit, and I’d just come from the desert compound I’d spent my entire life in- like, my first time going into the kitchen at the manor I saw Alfred loading the dishwasher and my first thought was ‘oh my god what the fuck kind of machine is that-‘

Jason: *abrupt cackle*

Damian: -so the fucking cave for the first time? as a little desert-boy ten year old? I was a little distracted,

Jason, chuckling slightly: ok, fair,

Damian: and so I’m zoned the fuck out, looking around this cave and not paying attention to anything father’s saying, and then I finally tune back in just to hear the words ‘-ackson drake’ while he like, tries to introduce me to Tim.

Jason: *slowly starts laughing again*

Damian, raising his voice to be heard over Jason’s increasing beats of laughter: -and so I’m fucking standing there, ten years old, no clue what this kid’s first name is, and everybody’s looking at me like I’m supposed to be the one fucking talking right now, and ALL I can think of is my mother, who before she shipped me off to Gotham completely alone kept fucking telling me ‘Damian you have to be strong and show that you deserve to be the Batman’s blood son. show no weakness and take the mantle you were born to have; show no fucking hesitance.’, so I’M panicking,

Jason, still cackling: *a clap* NO I DO- I DO REMEMBER, LIKE, BACK IN THE LEAGUE-, holy shit back in the league when your only coping mechanism for not knowing the fuck was going on around you, was literally just to pretend you knew what the fuck was going on around you and bullshit till you make it,

Damian: WELL IT WAS LIKE THE ONLY FUCKING THING MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME-

Jason, through tears: -that’s why I didn’t say shit when I came back to Gotham and found you fucking, doing all this blood son bullshit! You started calling me Todd and speaking in old english and I was just like ‘bless him he’s terrified, just leave him be’

Damian: *cackles* and I did- I did appreciate you going along with it, because back when this happened I panicked and just started calling Tim ‘Drake’ because I was too embarrassed to ask him for his first name, and then by the time I heard somebody else call him Tim in passing, everybody had just assumed this was a thing I did. and I was too socially awkward to clear it up and switch back, so I just had to stick to Drake.

Jason: *wheeze* a-and Grayson?

Damian: well at first I just went along with the surname thing out of awkwardness, but then I’d gone too deep and I had no way out- AND THEN- and then Batman fucking died-

Jason: *wheeze*

Damian: -and I went from being parented by the gymnastics version of the dark lord to being gentle-parented by fucking Nightwing-

Jason, choking: holy- holy shit-

Damian: do you know what it’s like to go from *gruff voice* ‘Damian we don’t fucking kill, give me the katana or I’ll put you in Arkham’ to *high pitched, sweet voice* ‘oh hey Dames, obviously I can’t stop you from killing but I really would appreciate it if we discussed all our options and came to a mature decision together on what’s best in this scenario-‘

Jason: *crying, silent wheezes*

Damian: so DURING all this I’m trying to subtly switch back to using peoples actual names, except it fucking backfired because people just assumed I was calling Richard Richard because we had that special parental mentor bond, and Tim had pissed off to- whatever he was doing in the desert for six months- getting a hysterectomy or whatever the fuck happened-

Jason, amused: hysterectomy- he lost a spleen, Dames

Damian: well whatever happened he wasn’t AROUND for me to shift to calling him Tim! and when father was back I’d made no progress and was back to square one, except this time I was stuck calling one brother Richard and the other Drake!

Jason, still laughing: and this is where I came in?

Damian: I felt BAD! I’d already taken Robin from the guy, I didn’t want him to feel like he was lesser of a brother to me than Richard. So I demoted you to Todd so he wouldn’t feel alone.

Jason: very thoughtful.

Jason: we should probably get you a therapist, dude. I think everybody forgets that when you showed up you were literally just a very confused immigrant child with no experience of normal social interaction apart from me at the league.

Damian: oh I was like, 60% into an anxiety attack consistently for the first two years I was in the city.

Jason: *snorts*

Damian: the first time I was left alone with Tim we were in the kitchen and he said ‘do you want wifi?’ and, y’no, coming from the league, barely any tech and the only normality was the concept of fighting to the death over everything, MY instinctual ten-year-old thought was ‘oh shit, wifi must be slang for brawl here, we’re about to fight’-

Jason: *laughter* you’re fucking kidding

Damian: -so I’m like, so be it, and I say ‘come on then’ and get ready to start punching, only for him to turn around and grab a piece of card stuck to the fridge and hold it out to me,

Jason: *cackles*

Damian: and he goes ‘here’s the password so you can connect, I’m assuming you have a phone or something’-which I fucking didn’t by the way, my mother gave me a shitty flip-phone to call her in emergencies but it didn’t use wifi-, and he’s holding it out to me and I had to like, subtly shift my posture out of the defensive position I’d been in-,

Jason, delirious from laughter: this is the fucking best. thing.

Damian: -and I take it from him, and he gives me this weird look like he has no idea how to communicate with me, and I was just like ‘shit I might have to kill this one, it’s the only way to get out of this interaction’.

Jason: *wheeze* if we go through the timeline, every murder attempt on Tim’s life has just been an occasion where you’ve felt socially awkward and didn’t see any other way out of conversation,

Damian: pretty much, yeah. I should have been on xanax for those first few years.

Jason: stories from your first years in Gotham are my favourite thing in the world.

*a few silent beats*

Tim: are you telling me I’ve been stuck as Drake for YEARS all because Damian’s fucking scared of social interaction?!

*crashing sound*

Jason: HOLY FUCK-

i had a thought of Tim in danger, and he shouts for Jason. not Hood, Jason. And he knows he can use Jason’s name because when he gets here, all these people are fucking dead.

and i’m just picturing Bruce being on his way to help Tim, and all he can hear is Tim screaming for Jason. He’s about to drop down and take care of business, and then shots ring out.

bang. bang. bang.

he looks again and all three kidnappers are dead, Tim is untied, and Jason is holding Tim to his chest. “It’s okay,” He mutters, “I’m here. I gotcha.”

Tim would never dream of outing Bruce or Dick, or even Damian. There’d be someone around to hear it.

Like if he pulls up to the alien invasion or whatever with just Robin, then everything’s fine. More than fine, actually, because Bruce feels comfortable enough to bring his eight year old along for the ride. This battle will take approximately fifteen minutes and they’ll all get shawarma after. Not fucked in the slightest.

But if Red Robin shows up too… hmm, okay, this is getting somewhat serious. Tim is one of Bruce’s most trusted partners; he’s the smart Robin, the tactician, the loyal one, and so if Batman brought him along then it means he’s at least a little bit worried about shit hitting the fan and wants one his advisors around. But the combined brain power of Bruce and Tim is pretty much unmatched (DC plot armor for the win), so everything will be fine, basically. Superman might take a hit, but everything’s going to be fine. Just keep calm and you’ll all make it home in time to Door Dash some Panda Express before it closes. So not that fucked.

It starts to get serious after that. When Signal and Spoiler roll up the scene, shit has definitely hit the fan. Batman’s worried enough to call in reinforcements and he’s probably doubting the League’s ability to listen/obey his orders, so he needs a backup plan in case things go really south. But with Signal’s abilities and Steph’s superpower of turning anything into a joke, chances are you’ll be okay. Maybe impaled or something, but okay. But still, fucked.

When Nightwing shows, the JL knows it’s starting to get dicey out on the field. See, Nightwing’s got his own team, his own issues—the fact that he set that all aside to help out his dad is cause for concern. On a scale from 1-10, they are at a 7. Above moderately fucked.

And… oh God. Black Bat? Most of the time the JL doesn’t even see her, but once she makes herself known and starts fighting alongside her siblings, they all start to silently freak out. Black Bat is a fucking machine and if she’s breaking a sweat trying to fight the Big Bad, things are definitely not going to go well. They start praying that Batman figures something out. They freak out. They are intrinsically fucked.

synopsis:Keep your head down, focus on getting through your classes, and try not to die. That had always been your plan of attack when it comes to attending Kings Dominion School of the Deadly Arts. But your life plans get thrown out the window as you find yourself growing attached to the new kid who refuses to lose his compassion and moral code, despite the ruthless curriculum and vicious social cliques he finds himself surrounded by.

author’s note: okay, here’s the next bit! in truth, i wrote the cafeteria scene ages and ages ago and i’m very happy with it, so i’m glad you guys can finally read it! a little bit of angst and action, a little bit of romance… what more could you want. ;) enjoy!!

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Marcus Lopez Arguello x Reader

     Lockdowns at the Academy of the Deadly Arts are rare and very intense, demanding obedience in their strictness, and there is no getting out of this one. You groan against the door, smacking your palm one last time against the wood and resting your forehead on it in defeat.

     When you turn around, you realize you’ve been pushed into a dorm with two Kuroki students, both of whom are glaring at you from their beds. You think you recognize one of them from your Poisons class — Hana, you think her name is? — and offer her an awkward nod. She raises an eyebrow but nods back, and you breathe out in relief, aware that the only reason you’re not in danger right now is because they’ve seen you with Saya before.

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Y/n and Mattheo find themselves in an unexpected situation after attending a party.

Adrian Pucey (y/n’s ex) begins bothering her at this party. In a surprising turn of events, Mattheo, despite being enemies with Y/n, decides to step in. He pretends to be her girlfriend to ward off Adrian's advances and protect her from any further harassment.

The following morning, both Y/n and Mattheo awake to the news spreading around school that they are now dating. With their newfound "relationship" having become the topic of discussion, Y/n and Mattheo are left with no other choice but to continue pretending to be a couple.

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Chapter zero

Chapter one

Chapter two

Taken from a stepladder putting up Christmas lights

“Brewing Storm on an Evening Commute”

And “Finally, no Power Lines”

Sic Semper Tyrannis

textless versions below the cut

Which is why California went into an uproar earlier this year when the Federal Government tried to argue that states can’t set their own environmental guidelines! “Fuck you!” says California, “we remember Los Angeles in the 80s, how bad the smog gets, go pollute your own damn air over in your own damn state where there isn’t a thermal inversion layer to trap all the smog down near ground level!”

“But you’re making it soooo haaaaaard to sell our cars everywhere else!” they whine.

“Fuck you!” California shouts. “And while we’re at it, we don’t give a shit what you say, Mister President, we’re gonna open our damn states when we’re good and ready, and our friends Nevada, Oregon, Colorado, and Washington State agree! Also, we’ve decided to legalize weed!”

“But the Federal Government says it’s illegal!” shouts the other states.

“Fuck you, we make the drug laws in our state, and we say toke up!”

“Now, hang on!” shouts the Federal government. “You can legalize weed in your state, but all banks are federal agencies, so if your weed dispensaries set up bank accounts, those accounts have money from illegal practices in it and are subject to seizure by the federal government!”

“FINE!” shouts California. “Hey, weed guys, you can keep selling weed, but you can only deal in cash!”

“How the fuck is that supposed to work!?”

“I DON’T FUCKING KNOW, TAKE IT UP WITH DC!”

“By the way, if you’re gay married elsewhere, we won’t recognize it,” mutters Texas.

“OH FUCK YOUUUUUUU!”