notmyfault

*literally choking with want* nah man it's fine DW about it

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

Let me go with you to the store to buy pads and milk, bro. It’ll be a good time because we’re together ❤️🙌

Can “Joan, normal people don’t do that” be added to the “Harold, they’re lesbians” litany?

Seconded.

Oh wow, these are lovely:O

oh you touch her b

her boo

the tits.

official boob post

Amazing photograph taken in the fraction of a second where the target doesn’t even know he’s being tackled yet. Idiot.