kinda like a modern prometheus idk

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

the ideal media diet for a child is books and music from at least fifty years ago so they are always out of touch with the references and allusions of their peer group

im allergic to movies actually

movies are bad for the body and mind, you should avoid them at all cost

i think armand is just wearing that eye patch for attention

we used to post about swan queen

in 2012 a fan asked adam horowitz & edward kitsis during comic con if emma and regina are gay for real and emilie de ravin looked like someone just told her seven days. the rest of the cast & crew didn’t even know what gay people were and maintained that position for the next ten years EXCEPT for lana parrilla who read swan queen fanfiction at some point and we don’t even know which ones.

emma and regina once sat on two different benches ten feet apart and fic writers are writing fanfiction about it until THIS DAY. they’re the second most popular femslash ship on ao3. one time emma sacrificed her soul for regina’s happiness and jennifer morrison spent two years fervently saying no homo until emma’s wardrobe consisted entirely of nordstrom’s

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

my unwritten novels were snubbed at the international booker prize once again

this is the only website that has ever made sense to me

I love feeling all sore from exercising. #pervert

i’m haunted i’m unfuckable and i love you