kinda like a modern prometheus idk

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

at the end of the day its about making ur life as lesbian as possible

white australian heathcliff, it's me i'm 36yo blonde barbie cathy w a primo facelift & veneers, i've come home!

the distortion of "there is potential profit we did not earn" as "there is money we lost" is fascinating and disgusting to me. "megamediaconglomerate lost $1,000,000,000 to piracy this year" is a flat out lie. it is not true. they did not have a billion dollars, that they now do not have. they felt entitled to one billion dollars, that they did not have, and still do not have. it's an infuriating perversion of the truth

cant believe i lost $1000 when i told some guy at walmart to give it to me and he said no

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

i can't express how absolutely important it is that when you make an edgy, brooding, badass character who's tough as nails and good at fighting and whatever, you HAVE to give them at least one reason to become completely helpless and pathetic. you have a panic attack quota to fulfill.

Ken was created from Barbie’s rib

You're just saying that because your a sick pervert who gets off to themes and ideas

it would seem that you have fallen victim to another one of my myriad schemes

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)