hi um yeah can i get a

(Smugly after failing at a task) and they said it could be done.

it feels like we're all simmering. someone turn us over. someone stir us.

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

I would have said clit if I was her

you keep your clitoris in a plastic bag?

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

I’m a simple human i see sunset and be instantly amazed every time

just stressed myself out until i died

there's not a single casual bone in my body. everything means something to me

im always up at ass o clock doing god knows what

ive heard if its all gone wrong and is fucked beyond repair you can actually use it for banana bread

I'm not a puppygirl or a catgirl. I'm a fish. and that is satisfyingly vague and abstract enough for me

i’ve gone back into my cage cuz i was doing much better in my cage actually

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed