Whoa hey

gas station weed sent me to hellfire peninsula

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

I hope this joke outlives the context that made it, leaving future generations baffled.

Did you guys hear some of Napoleon’s jewelry was stolen from the Louvre this morning by guys dressed as construction workers? They rode a lift basket up to the window and left on the freight elevator WHILE the museum was already open…… in and out in 4 minutes…… chic art heists are so back

some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive

Hey get out of there

noclip is strictly prohibited in my home

#interior crocodile alligator

he’s in the house like carpet

I bet it feels good as fuck to kick someone in the head as hard as you can if you’re a horse