bro lemme show u how sex REALLY works *picks up large rock from forest ground*

Happy 10 year anniversary to this post!

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

we need her now more than ever

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

Also babies can’t even fight, how would they fare in battle against my inner demons?

sand tiger sharks

on it, boss lady

i see that you media addicted louts have filled your tomodachi life islands with video game and movie characters instead of great leftist thinkers