theres a night without a moon.

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

if you were dating someone you met online and felt deeply in love and had amazing chemistry but had never seen their face, and you were beginning to feel suspicious that they were winston the gorilla from overwatch, how would you feel? what would you do

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

it's thousand yard stare summer

My 5 year plan is to keep buying $8 frozen coffees until I die of preventable illness

this email couldve been a meeting where we stand on seven tall pillars with our faces in shadow

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

appearing in front of you as a ghostly apparition: take your headphones. you will need your headphones

“Psychotic people aren’t homeless in the streets or psych wards!!! some of us are playing video games” some psychotic people ARE homeless in the streets and in psych wards and they don’t deserve to fucking die for it or be forgotten or swept aside because they aren’t a convenient poster child for your symptoms RAAAAHHH

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)