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self-recognition through the Other

today i saw an old man wearing a shirt that said "thyme 2 turnip the beet"..... Fuck yeah you funky little gardener....

the clouds are especially fluffy today…so lovely….very punchable… 

wHAT

hOLY SHIT

It’s almost as if…. the clouds…. are made of water….. and water…. is heavy…. and the clouds…. are very dense

the ellipses in this reply slapped me and called me a bitch

fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach

How about just being polite & going into a debate with those who hold diffrent beliefs then you?

how about you eat my shit and hair

Diógenes said you couldn’t spit anywhere but in the face of a rich man because once this rich dude invited him into his house and literally told him you can’t spit on anything that touches the floor so Diógenes spit in this guys face

I love that Diogenes is making a comeback in the twenty-first century.

a box of biohazard maybe

the only hazard here is ur attitude

its him… its earl grey…

Cowboys are witches and horses are their familiars

guns are their wands and they only know one spell (bullet)

Druid: (introducing himself) …My staff is made of cedar – Monk: Oh! My staff is made of mahogany! Artificer: I HAVE A GUN.