oh no, bestie, not this blog

#if someone shouted something racialized at a food service worker and he pulled swords#if be like ‘yeah that’s fair’

Was about to fall asleep and apropos of nothing was struck out of nowhere by a horrible future vision of a brightly-lit and saccharine 3D-AI Calvin and Hobbes movie with Scarlet Johanssen voicing the mom and Chris Pratt voicing Hobbes and experienced an emotional haptic jerk so chilling I feel like I just foresaw my own death

(Drenched in a cold sweat, visibly shaking) We Need To Warn Bill Watterson

oh thank heavens

Wafrica« by Serge Mouangue, a Cameroonian designer based in Japan.  Wafrica creates African patterns on Japanese traditIonal kimonos

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

Old man, sitting in the pool steps reading his book

UNRESTRAINED SUMMER FUN

I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

Also STOP VAPING INDOORS AROUND OTHER PEOPLE. Holy shit, if you're gonna wreck your lungs at least give me the option not to wreck mine.

yeah okay ill reblog that

Please I’m begging yall as an asthmatic, your fruit-flavored vapor will still give people around you who are smoke-sensitive attacks. So will weed. Don’t do it inside; if you’re at a bus stop or something try to not stand right next to people or move downwind of them if you can.

I feel like Shen Jiu and Shen Yuan are two of the most interesting characters to write about in SVSSS. They're brothers, they're a child and a parent, they're married, they're a teacher and student, they're obsessed with each other, they hate each other, they want the other to be well, no one else can possibly understand them better than the other.

every single conversation i’m forced into on this website is either “guac is extra” or “you hate pancakes”