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Me and my friends ..... We goon out

I think that fapping is dead so now we're making coooooocckkkkkkkkk music

Me and my friends ..... We goon out

I think that fapping is dead so now we're making coooooocckkkkkkkkk music

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

it's the next thing

unwritten by natasha bedingfield is how allergy medicine is supposed to make you feel

you have a fetish for being... tied up...? [winces] but how would you move?

getting home is so epic it's like lol i'm home

forget everything anyone has ever told you on the matter the truest marker of adulthood is starting to hear the siren call of high quality kitchenware

This is what people meant when they called me an old soul because I had a crush on a whisk at my grandma's house as a kid

I once sent a woman a text message so interesting that she took three whole days to read it