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the implication of saying hi

Saying hi ending explained

i am just moved by everything now. i'm porous and everything gets inside me

Marylanders don’t say hi hello how are you my name is they just try to kill you with their car. which is of course a great honor in their culture

im about 5 fucking seconds from putting the peeps in the chili pot and adding the m'n'ms.

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

Post about increasingly niche stuff that nobody follows you for and barely has a tumblr presence NOW

That indie game no one else has played. That show from the 1980s that isn't big in the pop culture osmosis. Your deep dive into Tudor history. A liveblog of your experience learning C++. Your welding skills. Post all of it. This is your house

admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now

i am so undertattooed

the problem with employment is it gives you money to purchase video games but it takes away your time to play video games. Mao spoke of this

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

bring out the rotating tiger

so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck