me after my 15 min break at work

i had a really fucked up dream omg

p&f related?

sorry but phineas and ferb were not in it.

buford?

no characters from phineas and ferb were there.

Yes I have a nightly routine it’s called being Insane in my room till I pass out

me after a quiet day in: Time for a quiet night in

i think if i went back in time and gave some medieval bitch even just 1 of my sour skittles that they would actually die

women just get it. and men don’t. won’t elaborate

i cant believe all the sexy music came out when i was like 12 years old and couldnt appreciate it now. whos at the top of the charts now? ed sheeran? shawn mendes and his beard? all the one direction guys but separate this time? where’s mr. taio cruz

please serve her she is very hungry she walked an hour just to get here she has 8 children

they’re just confirming that she wants 4

are you supposed to eat the whole brownie

true crime is becoming to girls what ww2 is to boys

In High School Musical 2 Sharpay very clearly states that they have “…Iced tea imported from England, life guards imported from Spain, towels imported from Turkey, and turkey imported from Maine.” In order to import an item, it must come from another country. The series is set in Albequerque, New Mexico, and as New Mexico and Maine are both part of the United States Of America, they cannot have their turkey imported from Maine. As most of the characters are white, and all speak English, this clearly indicates that High School Musical takes place in an alternate universe where a second Civil War has split the nation and New Mexico is no longer part of the Union, based on the fact that we never see the characters celebrate the Fourth of July. In this essay I will

This took such an unexpected turn I got whiplash