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Doctor who but you have to take a shot every time Jack Harkness flirts with someone

jack harkness meets the 12th doctor and he goes oh you took that face to remind you of the time you let down me and every child on earth. and the doctor goes ??? no you see one time there was this volcano-

Toshiko Sato is better than me because if Jack Harkness killed my girlfriend by sending her into the middle of the sun and then said that it's okay because he sent her there at night, man I would have started throwing punches

the entire Torchwood team should lowkey kiss

What if Jack has a cafe/bar that he goes to after every couple of deaths, he buys something small like a coffee or a beer and always leaves without paying, there has been a Do Not Serve picture of him on the wall since the bar opened (in the late 1800s) and the picture is running joke among the new employees, “oh he’s our bar ghost, he comes in gets a beer flirts with whoever is bartending and then leaves without paying” “I heard he’s been here since the bar opened in 1889!” And the employees all laugh and trade stories until, inevitably, he waltzes in, all the employees stare at him. He flirts, has a drink, he leaves. Total chaos.

the fact that torchwood even worked is kind of fascinating. like. it’s a gory sexy r rated spinoff of a kids show with one character in common. it barely even ties into the show it’s based on. and everyone is gay. and people were like yeah. let’s do it. in 2006