Trash

One of the worst things to happen to this timeline is that Ben Affleck never got to play Randy Dreyfus. Things would have turned out differently, I'm sure of it.

matt damon is actually such an inspiration for balancing a relationship with somebody while also maintaining a fucking bat shit insane friendship with somebody else over several decades. Really shows that you too could be insane about your best friend and things will turn out great.

LMFAO TYLER WHAT

there's an interview from 1998 with matt damon and robin williams and right at the end the interviewer asks robin if he has somebody that he would consider an equivalent to what ben is to matt and he says he does and then he says that (apart from a few close male friends) it's his wife. Which, you know.

For all my people having trouble imagining the distance between Columbus and LA, if you start from Germany and traveled the same distance you'd end up on a DIFFERENT CONTINENT. by the way. Like you'd literally end up in Egypt or Iran, that's over three thousand kilometers. You'd be in either Africa or Asia if you wanted to go the same distance as Josh went from Ohio.

I miss Bill and Ted, I feel like the world needs them right now