I'm a Mango, I'm in Love

letting the porcelain maids pick out their own names and calling them "dollsigns"

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

dollification is cute. it's not like you were using your facial expressions for anything, anyway.

no talk me if you have hate in your heart for the fruit of the cow 🧀😤

dont call it that.

bro you literally call your cold cuts "slommy"

that was supposed to be between us

This will sound biased because I am a girl with freckles everywhere, I think it’s very important to appreciate girls with freckles everywhere. She’s got cute little dots all over her body how could you not love that

basically low hanging fruit is great because that means it is easy to grab and i like when things are easy

feeds you stew that makes you a fox for a day

Eats a shyberry and... no... I shan't say...

was about to make a post saying “putting the word berry up on a shelf” in response to seeing two -berry posts in a row but then i realized how meaningless and cruel that would be for me to say

I just had 3 crackers with chutney and sharp white cheddar . Then i had a ring of pineapple. I started to levitate, but i wasnt scared. Im not scared of anything

“don’t be silly” no i think i will be, thanks

Asked the dollgirl for a hand with something, she removed hers and threw it at me. I think she's mad at me.