Vegetation God

Breaking Things

bauhaus. in the middle of baustreet

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

it's the next thing

Missing comma in the sauce style bro our panini has a syntax error

in the future humans will have something called "sinus button " and pressing it will immediately drain your sinuses of all fluid so that it can be filled with other things like rocks, webs, paint, tar, freef (new fluid that will be so important in that time) and also dr papper

#hope #hopepunk #positivity #utopia #dreamworld

Can I still be a leftist if I’m a reactionary conservative

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you