Why you should vote Mumbo Jumbo (Minecraft) as Poorest Meow Meow:
First, who is Mumbo Jumbo?
Mumbo Jumbo is a character from Hermitcraft (and Minecraft YouTube and the Life Series). He is a minecraft man in a dapper formal suit.
Mr. Jumbo is known for his redstoning, his artistic brilliance, for his lovely mustache, and for his constant fidgeting (or otherwise refusal to sit still).
[ Image ID ] A gif of Mumbo Jumbo in the minecraft gameshow Is This Sheep Looking At Me. He is running in a pattern resembling a circle over the back wall and the gameshow button while fellow contestant Pearlescentmoon is looking/waiting for her next move at the other button. [ End image ID]
You should vote Mumbo Jumbo as poorest meow meow because this minecraft man has gone through and endured many trying or baffling situations, with more still ongoing. Yet he prevails to build, mine, and craft another day.
This esteemed man and Hermit unfortunately still suffers from anxiety, self doubt, and unexplained breaking of normal reality around him. But who can blame him? As is typical for minecraft players, every too dark terrain he ventures into could contain a player-murdering spider, player-murdering [npc] zombies, player-murdering archer skeletons, and/or the dreaded stealthy creeper who murders players by exploding.
Furthermore, with his comrades, he faced Minecraft's Wither, a terrifying amalgamation of doomed souls that mass murders every mobile in sight- a task very daunting for him. (His team failed so other Hermits had to slay it.)
He has also had to handle real-world relatable problems like a court case, sleep deprivation, mild vandalism of his art installation, the process of improving as an artist, and being put into a mayoral election without his knowledge.
His life is lived among scientists who can break reality and with the possibility of being pranked or murdered over and over looming every day.
This alongside contending with a prank-loving neighbor who threatened to steal his mustache. This was immortalized in the Mumbo AFK song:
Mumbo Jumbo has also contended with being victimized by the moon, turning into a potato man, permits on buying and selling taken to the extreme, being targeted in a mass exile, living under a king's rule, death loops, Death Games (the Life Series), a period of accelerated aging, a hole through earth to the void, participating in a mech battle against a tech wizard who has the power of a "hivemind" on his side, escaping the Nether, and the apocalypse.
And this is not an exhaustive list of what and who he has and will face.
Please vote Mr. Mumbo Killsalot "Peace Love and Plants" Jumbo as the Poorest Meow Meow of 2026!
(But please do not tell his robot son Grumbot about this.)