#(i hate amazon)

hey so WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK DID THEY PUT INVINCIBLE BEHIND AN EXTRA BUM ASS PAYWALL JUST RIGHT AS THE LAST EPISODE DROPPED, OHHH JEFF BEZOS YOU GREEDY FUCK IM GONNA HAVE YOUR DEFORMED HEAD ON A PIKE INFRONT OF WHEREVER THE FUCK AMAZON KEEPS ITS CORPORATE PLANTATION OF GADFLIES. IM ACTUALLY SO FUCKING DONE WITH CAPITALISM FUCK OVERPRICED SHIT IM SUPPOSED TO LIVE IN A SOCIALIST COUNTRY FOR FUCKS SAKE. I KNOW, YOU KNOW, WE ALL KNOW THE ONLY FUCKING REASON THEY DID IT IS BECAUSE THEY KNOW ITS A PROFITABLE IP AND THEY WERE TWIRLING THEIR MOUSTACHES AND RUBBING THEIR FEEBLE BONEY HANDS TOGETHER AT THE FACT THEY KNEW PEOPLE WOULD PAY EXTRA FOR IT. I WOULDNT BE HAVING A GENERATIONAL CRASHOUT IF I COULD SAY FOR DAMN SURE THAT THE MONEY WOULD FUND THE SHOW DIRECTLY THEN ID BE HAPPY TO PAY IT, BUT THINKING AMAZON THE GREEDY BASTARDS WOULD EVER IN THIS LIFETIME LET THAT HAPPEN IS ABSOLUTELY WISHFUL THINKING (if they got more animators, or better pay at least for them since there’s literally like 10 animators atm total working on it and probably on a really tight schedule especially with how long the eps are, the way invincible looks currently isn’t that bad considering allat). THOSE CUM GUZZLING RANGAS AT AMAZON BETTER FUCKING WATCH IT IF THEYRE GONNA PUT SEASONS THREE AND FOUR BEHIND A FUCKING PAYWALL I AT LEAST BETTER SEE AN IMPROVEMENT IN QUALITY, WELL I WOULDNT ACTUALLY GET TO SEE IT WITH MY OWN TWO EYES WOULD I??? BECAUSE ITS BEHIND A FUCKING PAYWALL FUCK ME DEAD. I JUST WANTED TO WATCH MY LITTLE BUB MARK GRAYSON FUCK AROUND BUT YOURE TELLING ME I HAVE TO PAY EXTRA WHEN I CATCH YOU AMAZON, WHEN I CATCH YOU, ITLL BE THE FUCKING BRAZEN BULL AND A PUBLIC HUMILIATION FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU ALREADY MAKE A TON OF MONEY FROM INVINCIBLE BUT ANYTHING FOR MONEY AM I RIGHT GUYS? GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY IMAGINE COMPLAINING ABOUT A PAYWALL. WHAT A DWEEB! YEAH, I COULD PAY FOR IT, BUT ID RATHER NOT HAVE TO PAY EXTRA AND FUND BILLIONARE BULLSHIT MORE THAN I HAVE TO JUST TO WATCH A SHOW THAT I REALLY LIKE. FUCK YOU GUYS I HOPE YOU ALL GET BACK SHOTS FROM 7 FOOT GAY FURRIES YOU LITTLE SKIDMARKS

My somewhat controversial opinion is that I absolutely despise Rings of power. Now, I know that a lot of people argue that it is bringing more people to Tolkien's works, but is it really? To me, it feels like nostalgia bait for pre-existing fans. I'll admit, I took the bait too. I saw that they had released a show that was about LotR and I got excited, but the more I watched it the more I realized how un-Tolkien it is. And for taking his name, I would expect that they would keep some sort of semblance to the fantasy that he imbued into his world.

Besides being un-Tolkien, it has a great many other flaws as well.

It's terribly unimaginative

It wants to be Game of Thrones SO bad

its predictable

The characters are terribly mis-characterized

Despite trying to be diverse, it almost did the opposite?

It neglects, or even completely retells existing stories for the sake of their own narratives.

It feels like poorly written Fanfiction (no hate to fanfiction, I literally write lotr fics)

it was made by Amazon

Tolkien would have hated Amazon

Amazon why did you do this to me

Please Amazon stop retconning my favorite franchise

Actually, Please, Amazon just stop.

You literally put a billion dollars into this, when you could have stopped global warming

Where tf is Celeborn??