OpiumPunx

while you were hitting the juul, going to college, having casual sex, driving your car, and eating takeout food, i died horribly under mysterious circumstances in a national park. and my body was never found again

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

As a former heroin addict, is fucking killing for that opium Poppy rug.

i used to understand summer preferrers i used to see where they were coming from but frankly in 2026 its just an inexcusable position to hold. you think any of this is okay? you sicko?

what is the critique here? What is the goal here? This is some 2020 era twitter activism but for conservative marxists.

Oh, I very much read this moralist piece of slop. It calls the ROK a "reactionary fascist puppet" ironic for a defender of North Korea? And have you read my reply? WHAT IS THE GOAL HERE All countries on the planet use propaganda in every single thing. And I very much doubt the US wants to "prepare for conflict with the DPRK" since that's impossible and unnecessary for global US hegemony. I very much doubt that if a few reactionary marxists boycott a game they weren't gonna play they will accomplish anything, thus I conclude that this individual is doing this purely for larp.

yeah yeah whatever you say man

"Conservative marxists" anarchists try not to defend the fascist state of South Korea CHALLENGE. ( They won't even try!)

what they dont tell u about bouncing on it is that is actually takes a lot of stamina and core strength

using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament

At a certain point, the appropriate response to "What were you doing at the devil's sacrament" becomes "stealing shoelaces from the president."

Reblog if you were stealing shoelaces from the President

Love Tumblr fake stories but actually I believe this