Old at being young, young at being old.

You’re busy, I can come back.      No, wait, Captain, come back! Come here, come here!

You ever invite your coworker to watch you give birth just to spite a racist

Me leaving Area 51 on September 20th, 2019

My goblin brain: hrnnggg I'm trying to release geothermal energy but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my tectonic plates keeps alerting the USGS

First video of a black hole captured by astronomers

JANEWAY - Displaced

The human loves them even more for it.

They’ll get better at celebrating the human’s birthday next year. It’s the thought that counts.

@jvlianbashir​ THAT’S A GOOD END TO THAT EPISODE THOUGH… the vulcans put together awful, bland decorations. they make a cake because it’s of “significant importance”. they go through the process of putting together this party and Studying this Human Ritual and the entire episode is setting up to what you KNOW will be a horrible result. they do a bad job!! then when the human’s birthday comes, and they reveal the off-the-mark, underwhelming looking birthday bash, the human just. starts crying. because they had no idea their crew would go through all this trouble to celebrate their birthday, and even put up DECORATIONS, or make a CAKE, and there’s a birthday card with extremely polite impersonal messages written and a hundred perfectly tidy signatures. and the vulcans are just standing around like “you appear upset. the Birthday Party was unsatisfactory”.

“Humans require regular physical contact to remain healthy. We have a weekly rotation for The Daily Shoulder Pat. Please inform us if this is insufficient contact, either in frequency, magnitude, or duration.”

this is honestly one of my favorite fourth wall breaks in any cartoon ever

You’re not genetically engineered; you’re a Vulcan.  If I’m a Vulcan, then how do you explain my boyish smile?