brookes litle corner

MY PUSSY. SO COLD

me after breaking my “no hooking up with cis girls” rule: if you can’t find neopussy, nepopussy is fine

op are you a hobbit

I've seen this clip many times, but never really appreciated the power of "what was her problem?" Just casually assuming that lesbians come in a wide variety of shapes and being inclusive. As a transbian who is probably still closer to Homer shaped than to my ideal, that's huge!

it's extremely funny reading historical accounts of Spontaneous Human Combustion because it follows the normal historical trend of other 1800s paranormal phenomena where it stopped happening as much right around the time cameras were invented and stopped happening entirely when everyone started carrying mini cameras in their pockets, but unlike most others of its ilk, it was effectively replaced by this mysterious phenomena where alocoholics would spill liqour on themselves and then fall asleep smoking a cigarette and turn into a fireball. nobody knows if these two things are related

I can't believe I've been sitting here trying to come up with a good "hey you should watch Noah Cadwell Gervais" post for the past several months, and then this happens. I'm gonna look like a total poser now

having long luxurious hair is the best, but i did not expect to be pulling so much of it out of my butt.

Behold! The printing titty!

I normally tag these posts “specific ass machines” after a minor meme that blew through Tumblr, but I was tempted to tag this one “specific boob machines”.

disappearing into the bathroom at the club only to reappear covered in decorative printing patterns followed by a 10ft lady wearing bowls as a bra