bonjour bitches

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

I love that this joke works in English even though it's not written in English.

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

high speed clownload

100 sillybytes per second

lord forgive me but I may have to make a nonessential purchase

Feeling old yet? Breaking Bad ended in the year 1890.

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?