even better than the real thing

Well, there’s the difference. Mia is just giving him a little slap and he does the head tossing himself.

Lest we forget pint-sized Natalie Portman doing the full-body slap…..

me: why are you destroying earth!!!

ich: warum zerstört ihr die erde!!!

Jeg: Hvorfor ødelegger dere jorden?!!!

jo: per què esteu destruïnt la terra?!

Ego : Quid orbem terrarum vastate ? 

minä: miksi olette tuhoamassa maapalloa!!!

LMAO and she drew a heart and wrote ‘Danny’ in it

Though I do see her - because we do exist in real life as Peter and Jenna. I think when you have a scene like that, when two characters say goodbye to each other it is infused with the affection - if you feel the affection - for that human being. Maybe it is a way of expressing how much you care about that person without having to go through the embarrassment of the thing in real life.

see, you will rise. and are you less of a woman for this?  no what is woman? woman is this–enduring. listen girl, you will survive this–you will. but what fool said you had to do it silently? here is a tip–scream

Gentlemen! Let’s play a little game. I call it “Creep or Normal Guy?” The way you play is you have less than a second to decide whether a man you don’t know is a threat or not. If you identify a normal guy as a threat you could get called a bitch; if you identify a creep as a normal guy you could end up dead. This is fun, isn’t it? Now play it every day, with nearly every man you see, in nearly every situation you’re in, from the time puberty hits to … well, I turned 38 this week. Can someone tell me when I can stop playing?

this is corrupt immature bullshit. are you fucking kidding me? act like grownups and stop this petty-ass power-grabbing delusional fucking asshole borderline fraud responsibility dodging HORSESHIT.

So this is the situation as I understand it – if someone could tell me if I have it right and/or correct the bits where I’m wrong, that would be super helpful